It took me nearly 35 weeks to find the cure for this pregnancy heartburn...

Take down cute pink Kitchenaid Blender
Add ice, milk, peanut butter, a banana and a few scoops of nesquick.
Blend to yummy consistency.

Goodbye heartburn!

I had been relying on milk and tums, but they just weren't doing their job properly.

Yum.

Now, if I can find a cure for this constant lower back pain, life would be swell.


Happy New year and belated Holidays and yadda yadda yadda!

My boobs no longer belong to Tony or myself for that matter.

They belong to baby.

Baby owns my boobs, nipples and areola.

I'm LEAKING.

First it was clear stuff, which I soon found out was colostrum. Here, I'll wikipedia it for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colostrum

Now it is CREAM colored.

He moves a ton, he is breech (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breech_birth), but my midwife assures me that he has time to get his head down and in position. He kicks my bladder, or maybe jumps on it, not quite sure.

I'm a bit glad he isn't in the correct position, or he'd be kicking me ribs. OUCH.

Ok work calls!

Enough baby babble!

i'm so posting from gizmo for lj talk.

amazing

Friends cuts are so last year.

Peace.

I have THREE vox invites.

COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!!

Buy some AVON.

Register, browse, buy.

http://stephaniealvarado.avonrepresentative.com/

Couldn't pass this up:

plaques

Tony's friend is selling some junk on ebay.
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZtufelhunden0311QQhtZ-1
check it out or whatever.

I'm doing the REVLON Run/Walk for Women's Cancer.

I'm going to walk of course. My dear friend Crystal convinced me to do it. She is also walking in honor of my Mom.

If you want do donate, or even join in the walk/run yourself, go to:

https://www.revlonrunwalk.com/la/secure/MyWebPage.cfm?pID=283762.

I know I can't justify spending 90¢/stamp, but still, this site is totally rad:

http://photo.stamps.com

I had forgotten how spicy the udon from this place was.

...and the ban_list just gets longer.

Note to self:

Steph, use this website soon
http://www.winkflash.com/

I hadn't been to the laundry mat in ages. I forgot that the dryers take years to dry and the washers - well, they don't really wash.

If we hadn't had six, yes SIX loads to do, I would have taken our crap down to Covina and done it at Craig's. Next weekend, I'll be making the 15 minute drive and saving my ass $1.25/wash and $ .25/eight minutes to dry.

I woke up this morning to semi wet slacks and freezing cold socks. I heard Tony bitching about the same issues as I was, but he knew not to bitch directly at me about it, since it was his idea to "just take them out, they'll dry at home."

bullshit I tell ya, bullshit.


My mom & I lived in many apartments, and as a kid, I always enjoyed going to the laundry mat. I'd play with other poor folk kids and my Mom would make all of my clothes smell yummy for the next week of school. Oh, to be a kid again. In the last years of my Mom's life, she got a lil anal. She would iron my brothers clothes, even their play clothes. Crazy nut. When I moved back in with her to help out, she insisted that I iron my brothers play clothes. I told her I did, but instead I snuck them into the dryer to make them warm & wrinkle free. She was so proud of me for being such a great iron{er}. Hello Mom, you never taught me how to iron, how did you expect me to just pick it up? There's no way I'd stay sane if I spent 15 minutes ironing a pair of shorts only for them to come back to me filled with grass stains & dirt an hour later. I would have gone mad! Mad I tell you, mad!

My uncle says retarT instead of retard.
Like "God, what a retarT"
I wonder what the people on the other line think.
"This guy can't even say retard, he must be a lil slow"

I correct him at least 20x per week, with no avail. He is set in his ways.

How to speak to a live person instead of listening to an hour long prompt.

http://www.paulenglish.com/ivr/

My new workout plan:

Walking up & down the stairs 98099080890 times a day.

That's enough, right?

RIGHT???

Ok, good.